Dreyer's new Girl Scout Cookie ice cream flavors

via Serious Eats

I’m kind of an ice cream snob: milk fat content’s too low, too icy, blah blah. So despite the fact that I’m sure I’d be talking crap about the quality of this ice cream base, I have a feeling you wouldn’t be able to hear me with my mouth crammed full of Thin Mint ice cream. Bon bons, my arse. Don’t you want to see my 9+ months preggers butt sitting on the sofa knocking this back from the gallon container? You’d better not say no.